CTA’s 2015-2016 Season Auditions

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Haphazardly Ever After (ages 10 – 18)

  • Saturday, August 29, 10:00 a.m. – 12:00 p.m.
  • Sunday, August 30, 12:00 p.m. – 2:00 p.m.

Actors ages 10 through 18 (as of audition date) may participate. You only need to attend one of the audition dates listed above. No experience is required, but selection is by audition.  Actors are cast based on their ability and suitability for the parts. Please see below for the required forms along with show & character information + script samples.


Production info and dates Haphazardly Ever After

Please complete the Audition Application and bring it with you to the audition.

CTA Audition Expectations – What is expected when you audition?

Do you need to update your annual CTA Membership?  Please complete the Membership Form and bring it to your audition along with your payment.



Tons of magical fun awaits in this original, one-of-a-kind fractured fairy tale farce!  A kind king and queen have trouble in their royal family — four obnoxious, bratty, adult children who do not live up to their royal titles.  There’s the mean Princess Cinnamon, the not-so-bright Princess Peppermint, the vain Prince Hairgel and Prince Slacker, who thinks being a prince is just way, way too hard.  The king and queen try everything to bring happiness and harmony to their family.  They hire a royal therapist, bring in royal teachers and even attempt to marry off their children, all to no avail.  The king and queen are ready for a happily-ever-after that doesn’t include adult children still living at home, so they call upon the fairy godmother to help.  However, after learning the outrageous cost of hiring the fairy godmother (let alone the permits required), the king and queen decide to create a do-it-yourself fairy tale with the help of supplies purchased at The Enchanted Depot.  Royal chaos!  Of course, nothing goes as planned, but everyone is changed by their experiences.  And through a serious of haphazard events, the royal family just might live happily ever after, after all.



FAIRIES ONE & TWO (2 actors): Enthusiastic; loves being a fairy

RELUCTANT FAIRY: Not happy about being a fairy

NARRATOR: Dutifully tells the story

SERVANTS ONE & TWO (2 actors): Royal Servants who dream of a bigger part

KING BARNABAS: Kind and noble king

QUEEN MILDRED: Kind and quirky queen

PRINCE HAIRGEL: Thinks he is gorgeous, amazing and wonderful

PRINCE SLACKER: Thinks being a prince is way too hard

PRINCESS PEPPERMINT: Bratty and not very smart

PRINCESS CINNAMON: Bratty and mean

ROYAL THERAPIST: Naive; thinks she can help the Royal Family

DUKE OF CRANBERRY: Courts the Princess Cinnamon

CRANBERRY’S ASSISTANT: Helps the Duke of Cranberry

PRINCESS AMBROSIA: Looking for her prince

PRINCE CHOWDER: Courts Princess Peppermint

ROYAL TEACHERS ONE & TWO (2 actors): They try to educate the Royal Children

STAGE CREW MEMBERS ONE & TWO (2 actors): Ends up in the play

MAGIC MIRROR: Magic mirror with pizzazz

FAIRY GODMOTHER: Top fairy tale contractor in the business

MOE: Head Enchanted Depot employee

POE & ROE (2 actors): Enchanted Depot employees

PAIGE: Serves the king and queen

MYSTERIOUS OLD MAN: Planning a fairy tale with a bean stalk

WITCH: Planing a fairy tale for a princess

SORCERER: Planning an Arabian fairy tale

EDDIE: Plumber from Hoboken, NJ

GENIE: Claustrophobic and tired of helping

PHONE OPERATOR: Enchanted Depot phone operator

GLITTERBELL: Seen as a sparkle of light and heard as a kazoo

FAIRY TALE INSPECTOR: Enforces fairy tale rules and checks for permits



Script Sample 1

Script Sample 2

Script Sample 3




Mary Poppins (ages 12 – 18)

Saturday, September 26, 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM. and Sunday, September 27, 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM.  Callbacks: Monday, September 28, 6:00 PM. – 9:00 PM.

Teen Traveling Acting Group (ages 14 – 18)

Wednesday, October 7, 7:00 – 9:00 PM and Saturday, October 10, 2:00 – 4:00 PM.

Sleeping Beauty (ages 8 – 14)

Saturday, December 5, 10:00 a.m. – 1:00 p.m.; Sunday, December 6, 12:00 PM – 2:00 PM.. Callbacks: Monday, December 7, 6:00 PM. – 8:00 PM.

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